March 2012
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Bite me.
Everywhere.
you think it's going to be a night where you go to...
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How To Troll Target
nobodystaysatthetopforever:
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from our local Target. Dear Mrs. Samsel, Over the past six months, your...
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I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are...
– L. Frank Baum (The Land of Oz)
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I don’t know why everyone is freaking out about the new icons. They’re really not that exciting.